Van Helsing Lip Balm

Van Helsing Lip Balm

Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD

This is what happens when I let my gross husband loose on the supply orders. Garlic flavored lip balm. No joke, this smells very strongly of straight up garlic oil. I can't really think of a better use for it than vampire hunting, but maybe as an inefficient way to end a date? Or a sweet gesture if your date got the scampi and you didn't? Or maybe you need a lip balm to match your feelings for 2020? Or maybe you're just strange like Lucas. Whatever blows your skirt up. I guess. 

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.

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