Skin Cream

I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with beach day, a crazy delicious blend of sea breezes (the clean, blue-green kind, not the fishy kind) and sweet buttery coconut. I kinda wanna eat it a little bit. Or at least swim in it. I won't swim in your jar, don't worry.

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Please note that due to the wacky adventure that is pandemic supply procurement, your may receive a plastic lid instead of the aluminum lid pictured. Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***

I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with honey fragrance oil. As close as you'll ever come to smelling like sweet summer honey without having to rub yourself down with it and attract a pound and a half of cat hair in the process.

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***

I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with notes of green grass, drying hay, lilac, honey, and a hint of wild strawberries. Just like a Maine pasture in Summer, minus the sheep poos. Well, and the fact that lilacs bloom in the Spring. You get the idea.

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***

I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with sweet coconut cream with some Bulgarian lavender and vanilla to keep it civil.

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***

I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with cotton candy and spearmint. It smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts!

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***