Wayward Sisters

Just another way of saying tired of your shit, tbh Banquo. Cinnamon, cedarwood, patchouli.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Samhain's official unofficial blend: sandalwood and pumpkin. Pairs nicely with children. 

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

The All Souls series is worth a read or several for lots of reasons, but Deborah Harkness reeled me in with some of the most vivid olfactory descriptions I've ever encountered. The books could inspire several seasons worth of blends, but I went with one of the most obvious: the smell of Diana's soap. 

Notes: Apricots, Honey

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alkanet Root; Titanium Dioxide; Turmeric; Rosehip Powder; Mica; Mineral Pigment

A strong, independent, take-no-shit blend of patchouli, amber, musk, driftwood, and leather.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

*Nancy Downs enters the chat*

There's nothing more threatening than a girl who can defend herself, am I right? 

Notes: Patchouli, Amber, Musk, Driftwood, Leather

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Poppy Seeds; Rose Petals

This tastes like what every resident witch in training falls back on, pancakes!

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.

Apricot and honey, the scent of Diana Bishop's irresistable soap in Deborah Harkness' All Souls series. 

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Rhiannon is by far my favorite witch of all time, and not just because she's from Welsh mythology. Her story begins with society handing her false accusations and forced servitude and ends with her in the woods hanging out with birds telling poets what to say. I'll skip the donkey roleplay, but I'd be down with the final fate. 

Notes: Patchouli, Amber, Fir Needle (if you're a Night Owl fan, you'll love this one!)

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica; Mineral Pigment

I made this one with the help of my favorite cousin, whose favorite witch is Thomasin, a 17th century teen character whose puritan family is banished from Plymouth to the edge of a witchy forest where all sorts of creepy stuff befalls them. Her family sucks, and the witches claim her. 

Notes: Lemongrass, Patchouli (because that’s what my house smells like, according to favorite cousin)

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with recycled paper, printed with title and ingredients

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alfalfa Leaf; Charcoal; Poppy Seeds