Vegan Soaps

Red currant, lingonberry, cedarwood, and vetiver take you to a cozy nordic cabin built for weathering the storms. Spindrift is one of my favorite words, referring to that fine mist you see blowing off the top of snow drifts and sea waves alike, so it seemed like a perfect excuse to make this one a salt soap. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Sea Salt; Mineral Pigment; Non-Plastic Glitter

Our friend Mike really likes yuzu, a sort of grapefruit-like citrus that's really hard to get in the US. So, we made him (and you) some soap.

Names that didn't make the cut:

• Oh Baby, Yuzu Got What I Need
• Mike's Beard Bath
• Yuzu So Fine
• Yuzu So Crazy
• I Think I Wanna Have Yuzu Baby
• Big Mike's Rock Hard Yuzu
• Don't Yuzu Forget About Me Hey Hey Hey Hey
• Catch Me If Yuzu Can
• Here's Lookin' at Yuzu
• Yuzu Need a Bath
• I Have Eaten the Yuzu That Was in the Icebox
• Yuzu Can't Touch This Dun Dun Dun Dun
• El Scorcho
• Mike Likes Japan
• Mike's Like That Guy From College Who Read a Murakami Story and Moved to Kyoto
• Mike's Secret Kimono
• Big Hands I Know Yuzu the One

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mineral Pigment; Calendula Petals

Unicorn Farts smell like spearmint and cotton candy, everyone knows that.  In this instance, however, they're missing the cotton candy half.  See, cotton candy turns soap brown, and Unicorn Sharts are not adorable.  Spearmint oil is very sweet-smelling though, so you won't have to cry too hard about it.

No two batches or bars are alike, so please allow for some variation in color and swirl.  Every bar of Unicorn Farts looks ridiculous though, I can promise you that.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Spearmint Essential Oil; Oxide Colorants; Kaolinite Clay

"Unicorn Farts" is a registered trademark, so please don't use it to name your bath products and/or child. 

The pinkest, juiciest blend of pink grapefruit, peach, and plumeria. It very much smells like my shower in the 90s. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance Oil; Oxide Pigment; Mica

No fragrance, no color, just plain soap.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter

The anise in this blend pulls out the fruity notes in the lavender, it's kind of my new favorite thing. And I don't even like anise.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Lavender and Anise Essential Oils; Bamboo Charcoal; Cornflower Petals

Scented with a dupe of a certain unmentionable green detergent bar and visually as superficially manly as using harsh soap just because that's what he's always used. For when he "likes what he likes" but you know better.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Poppy Seeds

Juniper, sage, and ALL the peppermint. It'll make you shiver. 

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica

Perfect for washing your hands 500 times a day while social distancing and watching every single Seinfeld rerun. 

Smells like Lavender, Peppermint, and Patchouli. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance Oil; Oxide Pigment; Mica

Patchouli essential oil, amber fragrance oil, and a bunch of colorful psychedelic nonsense.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Oxide Colorants; Mica

John Steinbeck once wrote, “change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass.“ I, too, believe in the power of scent to change the perspective and shade of minds and hearts. This one stops me in my tracks.

Smells like Lavender, Lilac, and Dandelion. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance Oil; Kaolinite Clay; Chamomile Flowers

Scented with a blend of crisp fir needle and freshly laundered cotton, this smells like that first crisp day in the woods wearing your favorite flannel. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Dead Sea Clay; Mineral Pigment; Safflower Petals

Green Fig, Fir Needle, Bergamot, and Sandalwood make this bar smell like a dang Christmas wreath factory in all its sappy green glory.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Titanium Dioxide; Iron Oxide; Mica