If there's one craft in which every culture, generation, and class finds genuine appreciation, it's that of your next hangover.
7 products
7 products
7 products
Suck It, COVID Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe don’t want to offend anyone, but we’ve decided that this COVID-19 virus kind of sucks. We’re definitely ready for it to be over so we can get back to normal, but this thing is really scary, so we’re staying home, washing our hands, and getting real creative with the liquor cabinet.
Which is why this lip balm tastes like bathtub gin, just like my Great Great Aunt Dora made back in 1918 (and, let’s be honest, all the way until the end of Prohibition).
And because we’d really like the scientists to get this thing under control and skip that whole second wave, we’ll be donating $1 from each lip balm sold (up to $500) to the World Heath Organization.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Noir Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBaby, with our balm and your lips, we could go places.
Flavor: black cherry + bourbon
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Naughty List Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDLots of charcoal and poppy seeds to get you clean; scented with chocolate, leather, hickory, and patchouli to keep you naughty.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Poppy Seeds; Bamboo Charcoal
Snow Day Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDJuniper, sage, and ALL the peppermint. It'll make you shiver.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mica
Northern Lights Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBrandy Alexander Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.