25 products
Grass Stain Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFig + Forest Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Rose Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLavender Honey Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBeach Day Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLettuce & Sweet Orange Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSunrise Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDBunny Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLet's put a pin in the whole biology thing and say that bunny farts smell like carrot cake.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Mint Chip Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPeppermint and dark chocolate. Hold the cone. Extra napkins.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Moose Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDYou knew we couldn't live in the Maine tourist belt and avoid it forever. Instead of the probably more accurate swamp grass, we went with milk chocolate, blueberries, and cashews to flavor this classy homage to Vacationland.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Honey Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPony Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPonies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things. You can stop making out with your pony now.*
*Tina Belcher glasses not included, but recommended.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
S'Mores Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLavender Peach Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDRum & Cola Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDStrawberry Jam Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIn my family, it's a summer tradition to drive to the pick your own strawberry farm, pick/eat too many strawberries, bitch about the heat and the whole bending over thing, then bring the berries home and make freezer jam. Because of me and my pb&j cravings, my mother's stand-up freezer full of jam lasts until January. Sometimes February. This balm smells like said jam.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Coconut Limeade Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLime! Coconut! Together, right where they belong.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Alpenglow Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDEver After Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDMeadow Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDJulep Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCream Egg Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDThe whole team did an extensive amount of Research & Development to get this scent combination just right. This lip balm is sugar-free, so you won’t be bouncing off the walls like a certain 2-year-old is right now.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Lavender Anise Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThe anise in this blend pulls out the fruity notes in the lavender, it's kind of my new favorite thing. And I don't even like anise.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Lavender and Anise Essential Oils; Bamboo Charcoal; Cornflower Petals
Mojito Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSay yes to lime and spearmint, and no to rum.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
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