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9 products
Read My Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe've heard that a lot of you use our more salty lip balms as not-so-subtle messages in uncomfortable social situations, so we thought we'd give you a few more (even saltier) options. Now you can stock your drawer with a full spectrum of silent retorts and be prepared for whoever shows up in front of your desk!
Each balm in this series has its own insult and its own flavor, so choose wisely! And no, Karen, we can't switch up the flavors.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Lettuce & Sweet Orange Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFirst Robin Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhen we see the first robin of spring, we start to anticipate all the fleeting gold that comes with the thaw. The first tips of green in the fields, the dandelions that quickly follow, then the hyacinths, then the lilac hedges, and the steady beat of wet earth that accompanies them all. (We left out the secret pile of thawing shit your dog left for you next to the porch.)
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Honey Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDRum & Cola Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDAlpenglow Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDMore Like Super Fruity Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDThis one’s a blend of açaí*, camu camu**, nectarine, orange, and patchouli, and smells like a fruit smoothie.
*This soap is not a superfood or an antioxidant
**Do not put this soap in your Nutribullet
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Oakmoss + Sandalwood Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and musky and woodsy all in one, this has me writing historical romance novels in my head about a morally ambiguous collier and the printer’s daughter with matching smudges who taught him about labor unions and feelings and... Sorry, I’ll go take a shower.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Safflower Petals
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