Dad Bod Cold Process Soap

$8.00 USD

Scented with a dupe of a certain unmentionable green detergent bar and visually as superficially manly as using harsh soap just because that's what he's always used. For when he "likes what he likes" but you know better.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Poppy Seeds

Flannel + Fir Cold Process Soap

$8.00 USD

Scented with a blend of crisp fir needle and freshly laundered cotton, this smells like that first crisp day in the woods wearing your favorite flannel.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Dead Sea Clay; Mineral Pigment; Safflower Petals

The Hiker Cold Process Soap

$8.00 USD

A manly blend of cedar, black pepper, lime, lemon, violet, sandalwood, and (synthetic of course!) ambergris. In all it's a really yummy woodsy spicy tart smell designed to make the mens happy.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alfalfa Powder

Speakeasy Cold Process Soap

$8.00 USD

Bourbon and tobacco. Perfect for secret drinking in the shower.

About 5oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal

Acorns & Black Oak Cold Process Soap

$8.00 USD

This is by far my favorite manscent. If all men started smelling like this, I'm pretty sure there'd be a severe population increase within a year. It's a super modern take on manly, with mostly woody and amber notes complicated by orange, lavender, vanilla, and the nutty scent of crushed acorns. The wood and amber keep it rugged and down to earth, and the rest keep it out of your grandpa's closet.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Alfalfa Powder; Activated Charcoal