36 products
36 products


















36 products
Read My Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe've heard that a lot of you use our more salty lip balms as not-so-subtle messages in uncomfortable social situations, so we thought we'd give you a few more (even saltier) options. Now you can stock your drawer with a full spectrum of silent retorts and be prepared for whoever shows up in front of your desk!
Each balm in this series has its own insult and its own flavor, so choose wisely! And no, Karen, we can't switch up the flavors.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Puppy Kisses Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIf you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter and pumpkin, and you don't even have to wonder where it's been!*
*No puppies were harmed in the taking of this photo, but Buckley did require 11 treats to sort of sit still for almost (but not quite) long enough to take an in-focus shot.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Honey Badger Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBuckeye Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHoney Bourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHoney and bourbon. First you drink it for your sore throat, then you just drink it for everything.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Rum & Cola Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCoffee Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPeppermint Hot Cocoa Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDMoose Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDYou knew we couldn't live in the Maine tourist belt and avoid it forever. Instead of the probably more accurate swamp grass, we went with milk chocolate, blueberries, and cashews to flavor this classy homage to Vacationland.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pizza Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDThis is a little heavy on the oregano, but otherwise kind of disgustingly true to a real piece of pizza. Like, have you ever been so desparately chapped that you used pizza grease on your lips? It's like that, but with better feels.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Birch Beer Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDEggnog Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDNorthern Lights Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFinish Line Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDEvery year, our shop hosts the Waldoboro Day 5K. Over the years, we've learned that it doesn't matter if you break the course record, beat your goal time, or struggle to finish your very first race. What truly matters is having soft lips for that celebration kiss.
Finish Line tastes like chocolate milk, bananas, and the satisfaction of giving it your all.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Santa's Helper Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDEggnog and rum with a hint of nutmeg. Perfect for when you've already eaten all the cookies and it's 1am and that stupid bike isn't going to assemble itself and OMG ARE THESE INSTRUCTIONS IN SWEDISH?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Scurvy Medic Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDKrampus Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIn case you're not familiar, Krampus is a scary goat/demon dude invented by Bavarians as the anti-Santa. Instead of rewarding good children with presents, he punishes little jerks by stuffing them into his sack and taking them away to his creepy lair. His breath, of course, smells like bourbon and cinnamon. Not all heroes wear capes.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Hot Buttered Rum Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDJust like our hot buttered rum soap, this one smells like butter and rum. Add your own hotness.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Puppy Love Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFrom now until February 14th we'll donate a dollar from each sale of this flavor to our local animal shelter! Live in Maine and have a functional hand for belly scritches? Please consider adopting one of these adorable buddies as your valentine!
Flavor: peanut butter and marshmallow cream.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Lobster Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDTurns out when you have a shop in Maine, you're legally required to sell something lobster-themed. The law may not be written down, but it certainly seems to be enforced. So behold, sweet butter- and lemon-flavored lip balm.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Irish Cream Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPickle Liquor Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe read on some mommy blog (after a drawn-out story about her grandmother's parrot and a rant about her grocery store's frozen meatball selection) that pickle juice is good for you, but we added gin just to be sure. Yes, it really does smell like pickles. No, we can't stop reapplying in horror. Every single name we came up with was wildly inappropriate, but genital puns always win in the end, am I right?
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Suck It Kyrie Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDThis lip balm won't quit on you after promising to be with you forever.
Flavored with Irish Cream, obviously.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Coffee Brandy Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDDark & Stormy Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDJust like Maine's favorite cocktail, this is flavored with ginger and dark rum with a twist of lime.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic. Sad!
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Maple Bacon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD