It's that time of year when the air in Maine smells like wood stoves by 5pm and you can't quite fight the urge to put bourbon in your chai. Eh, maybe that's just us.
35 products
35 products
35 products
Nasty Woman Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDFor all those times some asshole keeps interrupting you and you nearly bite through your lip. We flavored it with coffee and walnut, because we suddenly and inexplicably were in the mood for pairing nuts and scalding hot coffee.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
My Lips, My Choice Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDWe believe bodily autonomy to be a human right, and we don't care who knows it. This outspoken tube right here smells like cherry cobbler.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pumpkin Cheesecake Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDDiana Bishop Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDApricot and honey, the scent of Diana Bishop's irresistable soap in Deborah Harkness' All Souls series.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Bourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDMaple Almond Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPorridge Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDOstara Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhere my Festival girls at? If you’re into Festival and/or Dirty Hippie chances are you’ll lose your mind over this one. It’s mostly nag champa and lilac with some musk and patchouli for a nice mellow. Named for the Celtic goddess of the vernal equinox because hippie smells and pagan stuff just go together. I could have called it “woman with suede fringe purse full of empty rolling paper boxes and Magic Hat labels because the logo art was too cute to recycle” but this was shorter.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Earl Grey Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBlueberry Crumble Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USD
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Chai Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBanana Nut Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBuckeye Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCoffee Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDNight Owl Cold Process Beer Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDFig & Forest Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDFig + Forest Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDPumpkin Chip Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPossibly our most-requested lip balm flavor, this one's been a long time coming! We finally found the perfect just plain pumpkin spice to pair with deep dark chocolate.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Apple Cider Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCherry Almond Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDCaramel Apple Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPeanut Brittle Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLike peanut brittle, but without the dental work.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPumpkin Bourbon Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDHere in Damariscotta, we have an annual pumpkin regatta, in which grown ass men carve out giant pumpkins, lower themselves into said pumpkins, and race down the river. As you may have guessed, this regatta is best observed on the happy side of sober. Luckily, Damariscotta also has a long tradition of grown ass beverage consumption.
Flavor: pumpkin, brown sugar, bourbon
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Teacher’s Aide Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDSure you can send your kid to school with an apple for the teacher, but if you really want to get on their good side, send bourbon. They're going to need it.
Tastes like apples (duh) and bourbon.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Pumpkin Chip Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDAmok Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWither'd and Wild Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDGet newsletters from us! All the cool kids are doing it.