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Designed to settle your brain, this soothing blend of jasmine, tonka bean, patchouli, and vanilla smells like someone just pulled fresh flannel sheets out of the dryer and lit a vanilla candle. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Sea Clay; Titanium Dioxide; Cornflower Petals

Sweet and a little tobacco-y, like Santa's been smoking out of a cherry candy pipe.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Safflower Petals

Green Fig, Fir Needle, Bergamot, and Sandalwood make this bar smell like a dang Christmas wreath factory in all its sappy green glory.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Titanium Dioxide; Iron Oxide; Mica

Soft, warm woods and aged leather with a little clove sprinkled in there for extra coziness.

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Kaolinite Clay; Ground Cloves

Red currant, lingonberry, cedarwood, and vetiver take you to a cozy nordic cabin built for weathering the storms. Spindrift is one of my favorite words, referring to that fine mist you see blowing off the top of snow drifts and sea waves alike, so it seemed like a perfect excuse to make this one a salt soap. 

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Sea Salt; Mineral Pigment; Non-Plastic Glitter

Juniper, peppermint, and sage. It's cold and sharp and gets you in the mood for a full day of snow fort building.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Our friend Mike really likes yuzu, a sort of grapefruit-like citrus that's really hard to get in the US. So, we made him (and you) some soap.

Names that didn't make the cut:

• Oh Baby, Yuzu Got What I Need
• Mike's Beard Bath
• Yuzu So Fine
• Yuzu So Crazy
• I Think I Wanna Have Yuzu Baby
• Big Mike's Rock Hard Yuzu
• Don't Yuzu Forget About Me Hey Hey Hey Hey
• Catch Me If Yuzu Can
• Here's Lookin' at Yuzu
• Yuzu Need a Bath
• I Have Eaten the Yuzu That Was in the Icebox
• Yuzu Can't Touch This Dun Dun Dun Dun
• El Scorcho
• Mike Likes Japan
• Mike's Like That Guy From College Who Read a Murakami Story and Moved to Kyoto
• Mike's Secret Kimono
• Big Hands I Know Yuzu the One

About 5-6oz per bar.

Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.

Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Mineral Pigment; Calendula Petals

Tonka bean, jasmine, patchouli, and vanilla, this one's the perfect blend of clean, cozy, and sweet. 

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Orange, pomegranate, and of course tequila. Rise and shine, Darlin'.

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.

Have you made a bingo card this year? Well we did, except we wrote down all the ridiculous events on a sheet of lip balm labels. The ones with red dauber ink actually happened. Don't worry, we left out the super depressing stuff. And man, there was a lot of it. 40+ different events in all, and yours will be chosen at random.

Flavor: butterscotch brownies, just like the ones in church basements on Tuesday nights.

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.